No sex for yoo-uuu (if you’re in Alabama)

Dear 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals,

Since when does a person’s desire to use a vibrator have anything to do with you, or anyone else other than the partner with whom they may (or may not) be using it? You assert that it was necessary to uphold the ban on sex toys in Alabama because otherwise “we would be bound to give that right full force and effect in all future cases including, for example, those involving adult incest, prostitution, obscenity, and the like.” Excuse me, but what? What on God’s green earth do Hello Kitty shaped vibrators or Magic Wands have to do with any of those things? If I can use a cucumber, a fence post, or any other fuckable objects, why is a $30 piece of silicon any more obscene?

I suppose the only solution, by your logic, would be to ban all phallic-shaped objects as a preventative measure. Let’s start by taking away your gavel.

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~ by realsupergirl on July 29, 2004.

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